Not a day that goes by that I can't magically drum up some crazy by being on a phone call or trying to work on something important. Never. Fails. But I'm able to get things done, somehow, in between telling someone not to lick something that they shouldn't and not to ride the dog like a pony. It's not like the kids don't ever get attention. It's truly a spell, concocted from karma and whirling insanity.
Every one of you can relate. All of you magicians.